Zurcher Zeitung

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Der Zurchre Zeitung
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Information
Type Newspaper
Effects Informs readers on current events locally and internationally.
Source Newspaper Stands, Stores, Government Facilities (surprisingly), Printing Press
Location Found in the German Speaking parts of Snowzerland, Lichenstien, Osterreach, Alemania
Cost to buy 5 coins.
Cost to sell 5 coins.



Der Zürcher Zietung, translated to The Zurich Newspaper is a newspaper that used to only serve the city of Zurich, but in 2011 Swiss Ninja decided to make it Snowzerland and the German States' national German Language newspaper. However, because of the large amount of immigrants in Snowzerland, Zurchre Zeitung is also printed in English.

History

The Zurcher Zeitung was started by Swiss Ninja Hochstadt himself in 2001, after founding the city on Snowzerland island. It served the city of Zurich, and it turned out to be very popular. Back then, the writers of the newspaper had the right to use their freedom of speech and press, until September 2009, when Swiss Ninja lost the Giant Swiss-Terrain War. The newspaper ridiculed his strategies and his failure, and he got so upset that he had the writers of the newspaper deleted, and from then on, Swiss Ninja assigned the SSS to regulate what Snoss media said about the Kaiser. Nevertheless, the Zurcher Zeitung to this day continues to praise it's Kaiser, even if he is doing things that his citizens do not approve of. However, most of the citizens did not mind that, for they enjoy the international news that goes across Antarctica since that is not regulated because Swiss Ninja is usually not involved in it.

Layout

Der Zurcher Zeitung covers a wide variety of topics and it is usually printed in the following format:

Die Heimat

Die Antarktischen

Die Wirtschaft

Der Veranstaltungskalender

Das Sportens

Das Lebensmittel

Die Komische Streifen (Only Sundays)

Trivia

  • The Zurcher Zeitung is the best selling German-Language Newspaper in Antarctica, dispite being regulated by the SSS.
  • The Zurcher Zeitung's major competitor is La Tierra, which is the best selling Spanish-Language Newspaper.

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