User:TurtleShroom
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| “ | Do you feel the need to preach the word of the Lawd despite no one giving [a stinking care at all]? | ” |
— The Walruses, on TurtleShroom.
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| ✞ | TurtleShroom is a Christian. |
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| User | TurtleShroom |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Georgia, USA State. I shall say no more. |
| Leader of | Nothing. I was fired. |
| Best Known for | Dicipline, religion, excellent writing and being annoying. Also, I am rather famous for my hatred of protests and Court House Cases and the fact I can't hate a fellow man. Did I mention I have also killed thirteen computers? (Or, was it fourteen?) |
| Wikis | Here, the CPW, and occasionally other locations throughout the databases, even Wikipedia. |
Hello! I am TurtleShroom, a frequent editor on this wiki. I dispise swearing, enjoy writing articles, love the COC, and I am a Christian. I'm not ashamed to say that, and I do testify my faith on YouTube. I won't do it much here (it's against the COC), but I would like to inform you of it, since my faith is unwavering.
This is my CPFW user page, as you can probably tell. If you want a much better description of me, please see my user page on the CPW.
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TurtleShroom is ANTI Mwa Mwa Penguin. and seeks the down fall of this horrible subspecies of penguin. |
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TurtleShroom is a Flywish fan and supports him in his quest for his PWNage of the villains! If you think Flywish is a PWNsome penguin put this on your page! NOW BOW TO FLYWISH!!!!!!!!!!!! ! |
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TurtleShroom thinks that Z K PWNS! |
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TurtleShroom supports Bugzy in his quest for PWNAGE! |
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Incredible!!!! TurtleShroom has discovered Konquer's Secret Court Room!! |
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Summer
Summer is wild and variable to extremes. Here is what you can DEFINATELY count on.
- Bedtime at 10:00 PM, 10:30 PM on Fridays.
- Vacations will be announced. We have one seven day vacation annually.
In the Summer, we do more, hold parties, festivities, and random events. Our family invites others over, and we all have a grand old time the entire solstice. I vanish almost instantly (often without goodbyes) in this timespan with little to no warning. Family runions, random outings, restaurants and celebrations are abundant, not to mention my Birthday!
Any additions or clarifications may be requested on the talk page.
This schedule is subject to parental monitoring. By using this schedule you agree to not blame TS if he does not follow it. If you experience side effects, stop taking TS' schedule as fact and consult your professor immediantly. Your results may vary, all rights reserved.
Stupid Videos I Enjoy
If Tails did it, why can't I?
Any video I share here is, in accordnce my views, family friendly. Everything said or performed on the videos would appear on a children's network without much issue if the developers wanted to. The videos you see on this gallery are upheld to my high moral standards, and as such, meet my definition of clean. Anything you see here is something that I am comfortable watching.
Sit back and enjoy... just don't sit on any CCCHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRSSSSSS.......
(Any possibly offensive word will be forewarned, I am only responsible for the links I provide, do not click related links and blame me if unholiness appears.)
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^ I'M A CHAIR. (contains the word referenced here)
^ One of the greatest hymns of all time. I'd post more religious stuff, but this is not the place.
^ A video of THAT quality as madness.
^ Though opinions may vary, I'm saving this for November 2010.
^ Am I not turtle-y enough for the TURTLE CLUB?
^ One of my earlier favorited videos.
^ This was the first video to ever catch the Yellow Puffle on tape, way back in 2007.
It was used on the CPW as proof of the yellow puffle's existence.
^ For those of you who have heard "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor", you were hearing a remix.
THIS is the original version, 1912. Alternate lyrics, though.
^ THE SECOND VIDEO I EVER FAVORITED. Epic win.
^ Without any sort of religion violation, inbreeding, marrying relatives, or polygamy,
here is how to become your own grandfather completely legally
and without spoiling the gene pool. Very educating, facinating,
really. No marraige of relatives needed.
^ Never give lawyers a breakfast laden with sugar.
On second thought, never give the judge, witnesses, or jurors anything like that either.
^ Luigi and Weegee are seperate entieties. The two should never meet.
If they do, here is an artist's conception of what will happen.
^ LOOK AT ME, I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES, YAH YAH YAH!
^ We are one.
^ Your graces (Yah)? Your graces (Yah)? Have your cathedrals got the buttress (oh yah!)?
Then maintain it, maintain it, maintain that majestic buttress!
^ I can't think of any witty comments.
^ YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!! I forgot to tell you,
but I knocked your toothbrush in the toilet last week!
^ Oh, and you thought my favorite political videos
HAD to be rightist? Oh, you silly viewer. Obama
arrogantly (and with raw epic win) paints his view
of how he governs this country, and how well he is doing.
He holds the Password for the
Bomb and yet he's scooping stinky doggy poop!
^ BOB BARKER! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!
^ Bieber Feaver? I heard they're working on
a vaccine. Watch and laugh your stylish hair
off as a poor, unspespecting game show host
catches the dreaded Bieber Feaver, a
sorrowful disease that causes undeserving
infatuation to a young boy whose
masculinity is up for debate.
^ I BLAME CORAI.
^ This corrupt government has
been caught with its PANTS
ON THE GROUND PANTS ON THE GROUND
LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH ITS PANTS
ON THE GROUND WITH THE KICKBACKS IN
YOUR MOUTH, HEAD TURNED SIDEWAYS
LETTING ETHICS SLIP AND ALL YOUR
VOTINGS TRIP, WALKING, TALKING
WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
^ My life is complete.
^ EXPLORER STOP IT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
^ Brought to you by Dixie City Pharmacy.
(You know you're in the country when you
have a Ma-and-Pop drug store.)
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^ Look at this epic win. Look back to your other websites. Now look at this epic win again. Everything but this video is now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
^ I LIKE BIG BIBLES AND I CAN NOT LIE!! (when the rapper says, and if you're Catholic, there's even more [Bible books], he's referencing Lithurgy of the Saints, not more physical Books of the Bible. No religious inslts there.) I'd post more religious stuff, but this is not the place.
^ My favorite president is also a Ninja who ducks like the Matrix™.
^ If you want to get yourself a Toadsworth, you've got to know what a Toad is worth.
^ Words can not describe this, but I'll try anyway.
Weird Al Yankovic remixes popular songs at the time of composure with traditional folk instruments.
Also... GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! GOLD-GOLD DIGGER! -*static*-
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^ Here is what Big Brother advises you to do to not get sick.
I follow it and you should too!
^ When Bowser robs a bank of a reformed Koopa, only Mario can save the day by shooting a cork where it really hurts.
^ SpongeBob SquarePants Sings "I Like to Move It, Move It". A must see for the entire family!
^ If this commercial doesn't invoke any feeling of happiness,
you are either a Gothguin or a member of Team Corvus.
^ This would also happen if Explorer 767 attended
an international diplomatic meeting.
I feel into a burning ring of TTTEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXAAAASSSSSS.
^ A wild BILL COSBY appeared!
^ I'd mark this as Tortugadesetas' theme.
This is from Tropico III, which is also my favorite computer game.
^ FFFLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
^ ...-AND CAN I GET A HOT TUB?
^ Invader Zim expresses his
First Amendment rights...
^ OH, SUCH TACOS WILL I GIVE.......
^ PLOUGH!
No, no wait, that was
a snowman stealing a lottery
ticket.
^ In Earthbound, the final boss was a
brutal and very creepy character named
"Giygas", or "Gigyas". The story said he
was "evil defined". Now, take the hand of
the nearest Christian and venture into a new
age of pure darkness, evil, and woe.
Giygas just learned a new song. Pray,
pray like never before, and maybe we'll
have the strength to deport this evil back
to Canada! I'm not talking about Giygas, here!
^ Can switching to GEICO save you fifteen percent
or more on car insurance?
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Does the question man go commando?
When I first saw this, I laughed out loud...
......IN REAL LIFE.
^ When I was a child and the Game Boy was king,
whis was a song that amazed and captivated me and
one whose melody never left my mind. Having searched
for most of my teenaged life for this, I was elated
to find it obscurely tucked away on YouTube.
I sold the game years ago.
^ I SEEEEEEEE NOTHING!
^ WHO PUT THAT FOUNTAIN THERE
^ I've already passed thirty minutes.
What about you?
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SHOP! <cancelled>
Extremism
Marriage in the United States is to solely consist of the union of one man and one woman, of whom existed in that gender at birth. No benefits, fiscal or otherwise, bestowed upon this definition herein shall be extended towards any other form of relationship considered an alternative to marriage, nor shall such unions be recognized. All unions outside of this marriage shall be annulled, should this Amendment be properly ratified, within the next seven years.
That's what I'd like in the Constitution, though the last sentance may be dropped.
Jesus Loves You and Died for You!
"For God so loved the world, that he gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him may not parish, but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world can be saved."
-John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible.
--† कछुए मशरूम! Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! † :) :) DON'T YOU DARE QUIT BECAUSE OF WHAT I JUST TYPED!!!!!!!!† 15:08, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
A Final Reminder...
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