User:TheBroMaster

Yo! I'm Bro! If you need anything, just ask me! I'm also the author of the popular FanonBall series.

Know what's good for you.

Some of my articles and stories

These are some of my best articles; ones that I'm particularly proud of. Want a list of all my articles? Go here.

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2012

• Shops Island
• Bro

2013

• Bro and the Hochstadts
• Calada, Eh?
• The Great Yowien War (A collab with Swiss)
• Shops Civil War
• SIA
• Lavender
• Puffalia
• Red Shield Bank
• SIA Space Command Fleet
• Goberna
• Brook Edward LasVegas (A collab with CK)
• Puffarus
• General Broseph
• Malesian Armed Forces
• Squarium
• Fall of Nexon (A collab with SlenderXP)
• The Plague War

2014

• The Axle Powers
• Sunset City
• Frosian War
• City of Goberna
• Foreign Relations of Shops Island
• President of Shops Island

2015

• Saviors from Above
• Liberation of Planet 1984
• The Broseph Leaks
• Vonkouver Trials
• Dominion of Notron

2016

• Asiapelago War

2018

• Shops Island Bureau of Transportation
• The Adventures of Red and Blue
• Attempted Assassination of Lavender

2019

• Scrub
• Mister Albert
• Gone Rogue

Cardinal rules of Life

These are my rules that I aimlessly abide by at all times. Prepare to have your mind=blown with all the awesomeness.

Hitler sucks at making promises.

1. SOCIALISM IS THEFT!
2. My name is Bro, not BroMaster.
3. Secret pages are overrated.
4. Disney sucks.
5. Club Penguin is no longer awesome.
6. Wars are much more entertaining than FCG Specials.
7. There is no way to look like a boss in slippers.
8. It's impossible to be cool when you're speaking French.
9. 1+1=5
10. Democracy is overrated.
11. remove slender remove slender yuo are worst man.
12. If Jimmy has 2x - 1 apples and eats 0.75 of them, calculate the Sun's mass.
13. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None!
14. Thanks Obama.
15. Evolution: Belief is optional - Participation is not.
16. Technically correct is the best kind of correct!
17. The only way any battery can hurt you is if I hit you over the head with it.
18. Good night, and big balls.
19. YOU SAW NOTHING!

Templates

One big happy family.

Here are all my awesome templates.

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This user is Canadian! The Maple Leaf Forever, eh?

TheBroMaster is a Swiss Ninja fan! If you truly are (or not), put this on your awesome user page too using {{SwissNinjaFan}}!

TheBroMaster is a friend of Wonderweez.

This user has been given the seal of approval from User:ARB for their super ultra mega extra work on this wiki!

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Quotes

A collection of my favorite conservative and inspirational quotes.

“	To err is human; To persist in error is diabolical.	”
	— Seneca

“	A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.	”
	— Gerald Ford

“	He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.	”
	— Sir Winston Churchill

“	History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.	”
	— Sir Winston Churchill

“	The State is the great fiction through which everyone endeavors to live at the expense of everyone else.	”
	— Frédéric Bastiat

“	Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to relentlessly chase it, because in the process we will catch excellence. I am not remotely interested in just being good.	”
	— Vince Lombardi

“	I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of it I seem to have.	”
	— Unknown

“	Safety may get old but so do those who practice it.	”
	— Unknown

“	If you’re not a liberal when you’re 25, you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative by the time you’re 35, you have no brain.	”
	— Unknown