Traveling All of Antarctica/Chapter 5

Chapter 5:Freezelandian Fanon City and Fisch's Friends

On the previous day, Gottfried and Piper finally crossed over Freezeland, and took the overnight train to Fanon City. It was early morning, and the two Antarctic travelers had just finished their breakfasts when the train pulled into the lavishly European styled train station.

Gottfried:"Such a nice city. I thought it was more Alemanian style rather than Goveruan...."

Piper:"Yeah, It was before the Snoss burnt it down. The Vikings, the USA, and FG helped rebuild the city."

Gottfried:"Well, good for them. Let's get off this station....I'll go contact Dave Hochstadt about where we will be going next."

Piper:"Yeah. We also better get some of those Muffins here. I heard they're some of the best in all of Antarctica."

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The next day, Jock and Akbaboy headed into Old Town Zurich. They saw their old relative Cheddar Ninja making a fool of himself as usual in the town square.

Citizen:"Hey, Village Idiot! Let's see you dance!"

The citizen started throwing little mini-firecrackers at Cheddar Ninja's feet. He jumped and hopped to avoid getting burned. The Citizens just laughed to see him hop around in a dumblike fashion.

Jock:"Enough of this. SCRAM. Everyone!"

Citizen:"Hey, we don't take orders from a foreigner like you, especially when you're a Viking."

Jock:"Grr..."

Jock drew his sword in anger, and slashed the Citizen on his arm. Luckily, it only made a long scratch.

Citizen:"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The Citizen overreacted and collapsed and he held his wound. The other citizens stopped their laughing and stared at Jock in fear.

Jock:"I'm Swiss Ninja's Uncle! Now GO! I've got some buisness to do with Cheddar."

Everyone walked away, still scared. The wounded penguin got up and limped to his house, still sniffling with tears.

Akbaboy:"That guy is such a baby...."

Cheddar Ninja:"Hey Uncle Jock!"

Jock:"It's good to see you too Cheddar Ninja......"

Cheddar Ninja stuck his flipper into his nose.

Akbaboy: O_O

Jock:"Eww, please, don't do that! It's impolite!"

Jock pulled Cheddar's flipper back down.

Cheddar:"I'm the ruler of Snowzerland! I should do whatever I want!"

Akbaboy:"Heh heh. Yeah, sure..."

Jock:"Sush Akbaboy! Cheddar, we need your help."

Cheddar placed his flipper back into his nose.

Cheddar:"Sure, what do you need me to help you with?"

Jock placed Cheddar's flipper into the normal position again. Cheddar then placed his flipper in his mouth and started sucking. Akbaboy threw up onto the City Square's Cobblestone Street.

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An excerpt from Gottfried's Journal:

Today, we visited Fanon City, the well known and best port city of Freezeland. It's only competitors are Frostize and Shiverpool. The city used to look very Alemanian and Freezelandian, that was, until the Snoss burnt it down. The friendly Vikings, the USA, and FG helped rebuild the city in a Goveruan Style. Fanon City is also the home of the largest non High Penguin population in all of Freezeland, and was where the Hindensnow crashed in 1918. Anyways, I found out that I will be taking a luxury cruise with Piper. It will stop at our neccecary destinations to Frostborough, then Ard Mhaca, to the cities of Crebbec, Montrealm, and Torona. I'm not sure where we will go next....but I'll check in with Dave later.

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Jock, Akbaboy, and Cheddar Ninja climbed up to the top of a rooftop building that was along the coast of Lake Zurich. Jock had Cheddar Ninja bring his fishing rod with him for this mission.

Akbaboy:"Why do you own a fishing rod when you live in a city that is located in the mountains?"

Jock:"You forgot that Zurich is right next to Lake Zurich. In fact, it's right in front of you."

Akbaboy turned around to the the beautiful panoramic view of Lake Zurich. Along the Sparkling lake, he could see the other two cities of Geveva and Lucerne. He could also see the endless number of villages that dotted around the island. There was still plenty of forests, green hills, and mountains.

Cheddar Ninja:"The fish in Lake Zurich is also good too!"

Jock:"Wait, that's illegal! You know Snowzerland has strong conservation laws! How did you manage to get away with it?"

Cheddar Ninja:"Oh, I didn't. I've been caught, and the soldiers made me dance like what you saw in the town square! It is so much fun!"

Akbaboy snickered.

Jock:"Quick! I see Swiss Ninja walking along the lake!"

Jock pulled out of his bag a plush toy of Swiss Ninja that SN gave him for Thanksgiving.....

Akbaboy:"You still have that? I fed mine to my puffles..."

Jock attatched the Swiss Ninja plush toy to the hook of the Fishing rod.

Jock:"Watch me go!"

Jock casted the fishing line with the Swiss Ninja plush toy into the water of Lake Zurich. Swiss Ninja, Austin, and all their Snoss Soldier Bodyguards saw the plush toy and the fishing line fall into the water.

Swiss:"WHAT THE?"

Austin:"Oh please, don't tell me you're going to rescue that thing, are you?"

Swiss:"NO. I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE. NO ONE USES ME AS BAIT FOR FISH. GUARDS! GO UP THAT BUILDING AND ARREST THE PENGUIN RESPONSIBLE!"

Guards:"Yes Sir!"

On the rooftop...

Jock:"Uh oh! Let's go Akbaboy! Cheddar, stay here! Don't tell Swiss that we where here!"

Cheddar:"OK! I just can't wait to catch the fish!"

Jock and Akbaboy jumped across to the other building and decended down secretly to the streets again, and ran as fast as they could to the train station.

Swiss Ninja's Guards just found Cheddar Ninja holding onto the fishing rod, not suspecting that no one else was with him.....since he was a social outcast and the well known "city idiot".

Guards:"We're taking you with us, bot!"

The guards grabbed Cheddar and brought him down to the street, where Swiss Ninja was waiting.

Guards:"We found your cousin Cheddar Ninja responsible for this."

Swiss:"Cheddar, what is wrong with you? This is offensive! How dare you use a plush toy of me and use it as fish bait! I am your great leader and you disrespect me? You have caused a lot of ruckus in town lately, and I'm not happy about it. You need to clean up your act, or I'm going to make you go to work in the Swiss Ninja Doll Factory!"

Cheddar:"Sorry Swiss......It's just that...."

Swiss:"Enough. I'm going to let you go now, as a warning, but just don't do anything like this again!"

Cheddar:"Ok!"

The guards let Cheddar go, but suddenly, Cheddar spotted that the fishing line was tugging on the fishing pole.

Cheddar:"Hey! I think I caught something!"

Cheddar climbed up the building's emergency fire escape to the rooftop, with Swiss Ninja, Austin, and the Guards following him. Cheddar reeled in to find three fluffy fish chewing on the Swiss Ninja Plush Toy.

Cheddar:"Yay! Three fish! What luck!"

Swiss:"AH! My Plush toy!"

Cheddar pulled off the three fish to reveal the Swiss Ninja plush toy to be all ripped up and torn.

Swiss:"GRRRRRRRRRRR. THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! YOU ARE GOING TO WORK AND HAVE A JOB FOR ONCE! REPORT TO THE SWISS NINJA DOLL FACTORY TOMORROW AT 7:00 AM SHARP."

Austin mumbled:"Hmmm. This seems fishy. Too fishy. Cheddar Ninja's to dumb to come up with a prank like this. I know this was some set up to distract Swiss...."

Cheddar:"Of course it's fishy! I caught three of them with one Swiss Ninja Plush Doll as bait!"

Austin seized one of the fish from Cheddar's flipper and whacked him in the head, sending him to the rooftop floor.

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Gottfried and Piper where sitting on a bench eating Fanon City Muffins right in front of the Docks. Their luxury cruise ship that they would be taking was right in front of them.

Gottfried:"Yeah. These muffins are good!"

Piper had his mouth full:"Fisch also has the recipe too! You can ask him what it is when we get back."

Gottfried:"Yeah."

Suddenly, the cruise ship's horn was sounded, and the ship's boarding gates were opened, now allowing passengers to enter.

Piper:"Let's go, it's time to board our ship."

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Jock and Akbaboy rode the train to Sankt Moritz, the most northernmost large city on the island.

Akbaboy:"Hey, I'm hungry. Let's stop by a cafe or something...."

Jock:"What, you've never heard of the city of Sankt Moritz? They charge 25 Club Penguin Coins for a Fishburger! Here, I brought some samdwitches I bought in Zurich."

Akbaboy:"OK. So, where are we going to go next?"

Jock:"Over the mountains. Did you bring your jetpack?"

Akbaboy:"Yup."

Jock:"Alright. Let's roll!"

The two of them put on their Jet Packs. No one would suspect anything since Jetpacks are common in transporation, especially in Club Penguin. The two blasted off and flew over the mountains to the Northern coast of Snowzerland Island. They too landed in the wheat field like Fisch in front of one of the multiple Snoss Military Bases.

Akbaboy:"Fisch's airplane is still here...."

Jock:"Hey, look! Those things are those LATTUs Fisch was talking about! Let's secretly board one of those things. I know they're destined to Terninia."

The LATTUs where lined up across the coast, ready for takeoff, but their side doors where still open, their inside compartments full with cargo.

Jock:"Cargo! Perfect!"

Jock and Akbaboy ran across the field and jumped inside the closest LATTU before it's side doors closed. Apparently, the two of them fell into crates full of Fish and Fruit.

Jock whispered:"Keep silent and hide under the crates! Everything should go as planned!"

The LATTUs took off and flew towards Terninia.

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Gottfried and Piper where living the life of luxury on their cruise ship.

Piper:"What could be better than to relax and have all this fun around on one cruise ship!"

Gottfried:"Ah. Don't forget why we're here in the first place. We still need to visit the cities as well."

Piper:"All right. In the meantime, I guess we can check out the whole place. I heard they have a pool, three jacuzzis, a sauna, an arcade room, a game room, a movie room, and a buffet restauraunt! Which should we go to first?"

Gottfried:"The Jacuzzi. I'm tired from all this traveling. We should relax."

Piper:"Agreed."

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After an awhile's worth of a trip, the LATTUs landed on the Terninia zeppelin port landing pads. The Doors opened, and the pilots left before going to take out the cargo. Jock and Akbaboy immediately slipped out of the LATTU once they had the chance.

Jock:"Come, quick, we will have to sneak past the corridors....Fisch should be nearby...."

Suddenly, Jock's EPF communicator vibrated, noting him that he had a new message, which was from EPF agent Dave:

It's raining in CP for the very first time! ZOMG this is awesome! This is the first time ever CP has rain! This is a moment of great history!

Jock yelled:"WHAT? You come to tell me that CP had it's first rainstorm where in Terninia rains all the time? I've seen rain before, and this isn't worth interrupting the mission!"

Akbaboy:"Yeah!"

Suddenly, the Pilots ran out of their hiding place.

Pilot:"Got you! I knew we had stowaways!"

Akbaboy:"Hey, those guys are all clones! They look alike!"

Jock:"Yeah.....they look familiar, though. I think I know them from somewhere...."

Java Ghent stepped into the scene.

Java Ghent:"We meet again, Jock, this time, on my territory."

Jock drew his sword.

Jock:"Ah Java Ghent. Haven't seen you in a while. How's it going? These must be the clones of your father! I still remember him."

Java Ghent:"And I remember you. My father's clones and I are ready for revenge!"

Jock:"Afraid not, Java. We've got to get going....."

Java:"You're not getting anywhere! Clones, attack!"

The Pilots and a newly approaching group of regular ground troopers arrived at the scene and fired their blasters at Akbaboy and Jock. Unfortunately, Akbaboy was hit, and was siezed. Jock barely missed the bullets.

Java:"Wait! Let this be a one-on-one battle now! Take that Akba guy to the jail cells!

Soldiers:"Roger!"

Java:"You're dead!"

Java fired his two blaster pistols at Jock. Jock tried to deflect the blasts with his sword, but the impact was too strong and Jock fell back.

Jock:"Arg...you improved since I battled you and your father long ago...."

Java:"I never forgot that battle!"

Java lauched a rocket at Jock. Jock, who was still on the ground, rolled away and barely missed the hit.

Java fired again and Jock jumped out of the way. Jock had one chance at this, and threw his sword at Java, who tried to dodge the sword, which spun around and gave Java a minor cut.

Java:"Arg! Enough of this nonsense! The Clones will finish this off! Clones go!"

A bunch of clone ground troopers came and surrounded the defenseless Jock. Java picked up his sword and pointed at him.

Java:"Don't think about doing anything funny. These clones are elite and can easily outmatch a mountain spartan."

Jock:"Django Ghent was a hard opponent to defeat...."

Java:"Take him away, and let him join his friends in the prison cell!"

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The blue lazer beam bars of the white jail cell where gone, and the Troopers threw Jock into the Jail cell with Akbaboy and Fisch, and the Lazer beam bars where then soon restablished again.

Jock:"Arg. That's great. Looks like SN's army is becoming a more bigger threat after all...."

Fisch:"Yeah. At least I have company."

Akbaboy:"Ow, that blast was painful. At least it didn't make a mark."

Then everyone was silent since there was not much more to say.

An hour later, a figure appeared in front of them behind the lazer beam bars.

S2:"Greetings, friends. I am S2, a loyal clone of a Super Penguin, not Django Ghent. I am here to rescue you, as I am your friend."

Jock:"Very well.....so what's our escape plan?"

S2:"Disguise. Excuse me for a minute."

S2 turned on his clone communicator. His brother, S1, took the call.

S1:"Yes, S2, something wrong?"

S2:"Nope. Just wanted you to know that I'm going to be excecuting the prisoners..."

S1:"OK. proceed with doing so. Over and out."

Jock:"AHHHHHHH! HELP! HELP! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

S2:"No, no! Not really! This is the disguise plan! Just put on these handcuffs and follow my lead. I already have a LATTU prepared for escape...."

Jock:"Oh. Sorry 'bout that."

S2 turned off the lazer beam bars, and placed handcuffs on the "prisoners".

S2:"Follow me."

S2 led the "prisoners" to the zeppelin landing pads.

S2:"Quickly, inside!"

S2 closed the doors and unlocked the handcuffs off of the three Hochstadt Gang members.

Fisch:"Good. No one is with us. Where to next?"

S2:"I'll take you back to CP, where you belong. I heard that your relative Gottfried and Piper are traveling all of Antarctica. Can I join them?"

Jock:"I don't see why not. They would need the company and the help just in case of an attack."

S2 started the engine and took off, heading for CP isle.

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Austin finally arrived into Terninia at 3 in the morning.

Austin: "Morning, Java. I assume Fisch is still here?"

Java: "Yep."

Austin: "And I heard you got Akbaboy and Jock too."

Java: "Yep."

Austin: "You really aren't one for words."

Java: "Yep."

Austin, Java, and a battalion of troopers walked down to the prison cells. They saw S1.

Austin: "Hey, S1----"

He stared at the empty cell.

Austin's fist clenched and he picked a RDA Trooper's gun.

"WHERE ARE THEY?"

S1: "Well, err, my brother took them out to execute but-"

Austin: "AND YOU GAVE HIM THE PERMISSION?!?"

S1: "Er, yeah?"

Austin screamed, and smashed his gun on S1's head. Then he jumped on top of him and started suplexing him like Bugzy.

Austin: "YOU IDIOT! I SAID DON'T TOUCH THE PRISONERS AND THEN YOU LET THEM GO AND I BET THEY GOT AWAY BECAUSE THEY'RE THE HOCHSTADT GANG AND THE MASTERS FAVOR THEM AND ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

S2 came back into the room.

S2: "Sir, I have regretful news. The prisoners escaped me and grabbed a LAATU. They're gone."

Austin stared at S2.

Austin: "You two are useless."