Royal Army of Snowzerland

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The Royal Army of Snowzerland
The Army's Insignia.
Details
Type	National Army
Location	Ninja Archipelago
Head	Kaiser Swiss Ninja
Job	Defend their Homeland from Invaders and To Invade other Countries.
Members	Snowzerland.
Headquarters	Geneva, Snowzerland Island

The Royal Army of Snowzerland is the national ground army of Snowzerland. It is the most active military in all of Antarctica as they have been in several wars.

History

The Royal Army of Snowzerland was formed after the UCSN and Maggiore was merged into Snowzerland. The first army where consisted from the Original UCSN Cities of Zurich and Sankt Moritz. Later, they conquered other Ninja Archipelago Islands such as Alemania, Osterreach, Batavia, and Frankterre. The Countries of Holyswissia and Osterreach helped the Snoss Army develop Snowzerland's Official Military Uniforms. Then, the RDA came along and gave the Military some War Bots, which greatly expanded the military. However, when the Snoss started their wars, they made the National Security Agency of Snowzerland to make more troops. However, the Snoss started needing more troops, so they started conscripting. This meant that the soldiers were less disciplined, so the army is not as effective as the RDA or NSAS. Eventually, as the number of wars fought decreased, conscription was abolished in 2013 and more taxpayer money was focused on training Snowzerland's regular forces to be more professional and technologically advanced.

Involvement

The Royal Army of Snowzerland is an experienced military group that has been through many wars. They are very loyal to their Kaiser, and would do anything to protect him.

Ranks

Here are the Ranks, from highest to lowest.

Rank	Job	Weapon(s) used and insignia description	Picture of Rank Symbol	Picture of Penguin
High General Commander (Kaiser Swiss Ninja)	Commands the Whole Army	Varies. Swiss Ninja prefers the Sword and/or Knicicle.
General	Commands 10,000 Troops.	Snowball Pistol, Knicicle. Four chevrons with two dots at the bottom and lined with gold lines.
Commander	Commands 500 troops.	Snowball Pistol, Knicicle, Snowbullet Gun. Four chevrons with dot at the bottom.
Sergeant	Commands only 50. Fights Enemies.	Snowbullet Gun, Snowball Pistol, Knicicle. Four chevrons.
Stormtrooper	Fights enemies. They are a special branch founded in early 2013.	Laser Snowball Blaster. Not applicable.	None.
Elite Snosstrooper	Commands 0 - 50, Depending on assignment	Snowbullet Gun, Snowball Pistol, Snowzer Cheese. Three chevrons.
War Bot	Fights Enemies. They are the same rank of a Regular Snoss Soldier (Private).	Fruit Blaster. Snowzerland flag defaced with binary.
Snoss Soldier	Fights Enemies. They are the same rank of a War Bot. Sub-ranks of the standard Snoss Soldier include Private, Private First Class, and Corporal.	Sword, Snowbullet Gun, Knicicle. One chevron with dot at the bottom.
Military Cadet	Trains to become a Snoss Soldier in Military School. They usually don't fight unless if the Military needs more Soldiers. At youngest they can be 16 years old, though at the oldest 25.	None. Maybe a Knicicle or Snowbullet Gun. One chevron.

Rank Uniforms and Descriptions

Here is the description for each rank's weapons, uniforms, and other. (except The Kaiser, of course, since he wears the same thing every day.)

General

The Snoss Generals are a very respected figure of Snowzerland, and they wear a tan colored uniform. They also wear a cap similar to those of the Elite Snosstrooper. The Generals also wear medals on their uniforms as well to commemorate their accomplishments. They use a variety of weapons.

Commander

The Commander is one of the rarest troops. The commander generally heads 10 sergeants, and usually has his own personal vehicle of choice. However, Commanders are some of the best fighters.

Sergeant

The Sergeant has the same rank level as a normal Snosstrooper, but he has a red coat. This distinquishes him from his comrades. Not only that, but he has a sword, Snowball Gun, and ocassionaly a deletion gun.

Elite Snosstrooper

Unlike most militaries, Snowzerland does not have a designated Marine Corps. The Elite Snosstrooper fulfills the nation's need for a Marine Corps and acts as the front line for high stakes military operations. Prospective candidates must serve as Snoss Soldiers (up to Private First Class) before they can be enlisted as Elite Snosstroopers and receive additional tactical military training. The Elite Snosstrooper wears a grey trench coat uniform with a Gray commanding cap with the flag of Snowzerland on it. The Elite Snosstrooper usually uses a Snowbullet Gun, a Knicicle, and Snowzer Cheese for their weapons.

War Bot

See War Bots.

Snoss Soldier

The Snoss Soldier wears a standard Green Uniform with a Green Helmet. They usually use swords, ditto snowball guns, and knicicles. New Snoss soldiers start out under the sub-rank Private. One year of service will allow a private to promote to Private First Class. After five years of service, a Private First Class can promote to Corporal.

Cadet

The Snoss Cadet is the lowest rank in the Snoss Army and is the starting rank upon enlistment. The cadet wears a white beret with a plain white modern uniform (not a trench coat). Cadets are not issued their own weapons. Upon finishing basic training with approval from their staff sergeants, cadets graduate immediately to become Privates as an official Snoss SOldier.

Training

The Snoss army is the largest single employer in Snowzerland, despite only recruiting a small fraction of the nation. This being said, there are hundreds of troops training. The first rank is Cadet. Cadets typically go through a military training academy that lasts six months and cover topics such as military discipline, weapons handling, and first aid. Depending on how well you do or how you are as a Cadet at the academy, you can either go to the RDA (mainly as security), the Snoss Army, or the National Security Agency of Snowzerland once you graduate. Most Cadets go to the Snoss Army, which is when they immediately become a Snoss soldier. Over every 50 soldiers is an officer or sergeant. Officers generally do not fight as much as sergeants. Then, there is the commanders, and the final rank is General.

National Enemies

1. Castilla - One of SN's newest rivals, Castilla also seeks the domination of Antarctica as well and they are their biggest competitors.
2. USA - Swiss Ninja wants to conquer it. This Includes the Happyface State and West Pengolia.
3. TerraMount - Enemies with Snowzerland since the Giant Swiss Terrain Cookie War.
4. Fisch Hochstadt - Fisch is accused of royal assault and Illegal Immigration.
5. Hochstadt Gang - Fisch's (and Swiss Ninja's) relatives that oppose his rule of Snowzerland.
6. HunEmpire - Ememies with Snowzerland since the GSWIII. They created Hershee Chocolate.

Wars

Here are a list of Wars the Royal Army has Encountered.

• Giant Swiss-Terrain Cookie War - Snowzerland's First War. It began when Snowzerland Invaded Southwest Slumolia.
• Great Snowzerland War I (Almost) - Was supposed to become a war, but never actually happened due to Swiss Ninja's overeagerness to start a war.
• Great Snowzerland War I - Snowzerland's Most Epic War. Snowzerland allied with the Grand Viking Empire and Darktan to conquer Antarctica, but eventually failed when his people rebelled.
• Great Snowzerland War II - Snowzerland's Smallest War. It all took place in Club Penguin when Swiss Ninja wanted to become the Sensei.
• Great Snowzerland War III - Snowzerland's Shortest War. It was another attempt for Swiss Ninja to take over the world and destroy all of the Hershee Chocolate Factories.
• Great Snowzerland War IV - Snowzerland's most successful war. They conquered the Viking Empire and Freezeland.
• Great Snowzerland War V - Snowzerland's least successful war. They waged war with the USA after the independance of Frankterre, but it resulted in the destruction of Lake Zurich- which then became a bay.
• Snoss-Castillan War - Snowzerland and Castilla's first heated military conflict for military supremacy in Antarctica's islands and the Falklands.

Trivia

• This army is nicknamed the "Swisses" after their leader.
• War Bots can't move up or down any rank.
• The RDA is a Major Sponsor and Provider to the Army.
• They have a deep fear of Director Benny, for an unknown reason.
• The Army also has its own choir of Elite Snosstroopers known as the Snoss National Military Choir.

See Also

• Snowzerland
• Swiss Ninja
• RDA
• Viking Army