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| MOAR KRABS | |
|---|---|
 MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! MOAR! | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Finincial Advisor of South Pole City, Stock Broker, Str00del Force Treasurer. |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Genetic Experimental Clone |
| Faction | MOAR! |
| Health | Infinite |
| Level | MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!! |
| Status | Doing MOAR than his business rivals. |
| Location | MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!! - actually, he's in the City Hall of South Pole City, managing finances. |
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
MOAR KRABS is a genetic experiment created from a strand of normal crab DNA. He is actually a financial GENIUS, able to predict the stock market up to one week in advance.
Background
MOAR!
MOAR KRABS was actually a government funded experiment to create a new type of pet in March of 2009. By taking a sample of crab DNA, they were planning to create a super-intelligent varient of crab. It was supposed to be able to talk, read, have meaningful conversations, be housetrained, and exist as a loyal, lovable companion.
Foldy was assigned the task, but his paranoia got the best of him. After placing the sample in the machine, he immediantly went to his other lab across town to activate the experiment, unaware that he had left the microvave, the curling iron, and the television on. In fright from the previous lab, he tripped over the cables and was forced to rewire them. He accidently set up a series circuit, meaning that the DNA machine was on the same circuit as the other appliances. Foldy pressed the detonator across town.
Thus, the DNA unit recieved an industrial grade of electricity, and that current was shared with several other power-consuming appliances. The microwave exploded since it couldn't handle 400 volts, the curling iron caught on fire, and the television (which was airing Ford Car and Link) went out right when Link was saying MORE. All of these malfunctions, combined with the fire from the curling iron and the MORE television signal, not to mention some alluminum foil on the machine, destroyed the DNA and created MOAR KRABS.
MOAR KRABS ran out of the building screaming "m043!!!11!!!1!!!" like a Str00del, and one penguin, in defense, slapped him with a sack of money. When MOAR KRABS came to conciousness, the money was the first thing he saw. He quickly followed the attacker to a bank, where he was amazed at the money handling systems, the stocks, the vault, etc.
It was then that MOAR KRABS devoted his new life to money and its maitenence.
MOAR KRABS quickly took up financing classes online, and after months of learning, he managed to get an asscoiates (two year college) degree in the subject. He was hired at a brokerage firm in South Pole City, where people came to take out loans and invest in stock. Despite his really freaky apperance and the fact that he said MOAR at the end of every sentence, MOAR KRABS became a very successful banker.
In fact, Judge Xavier was one of his clients, and after helping him with a mortgage payment on his trailer (and Jonesworth's mansion, which he shared), the judge gave MOAR KRABS a seat on the council immediately. He was that good a financier!
Involvement
MOAR KRABS is now the Official Treasurer in the SPC Council, though he represents the city and not the nation. As in, he's on the city's chamber of commerce commitee, not the legislature.
He handles all of the city's budgets, spending, taxes, income, and ordinances, as well as anything involving trade in and out of the city limits.
Furthermore, MOAR KRABS was hired by the Str00del Force to be their treasurer, and he juggles these two jobs all in a 7:00 AM to 5:00 PM work shift. The entire town council agrees that MOAR KRABS is the best (and scariest) treasurer they have ever had.
Trivia
MOAR!
- MOAR KRABS says the word "more" at the end of EVERY sentence.
- He speaks in Leet, like a Str00del would.
- He is very spastic, and if expenses are greater than income, he starts screaming "MOAR MOAR MOAR INCOME NEEDED" until the budget is balenced.
- He can speak full sentences, but he always screams them louder than Billy Mays. wow...
- MOAR KRABS loves anything with the word "more" in it. He owns every item relating to the It Needs More Balalaika! event.
- Maddieworld has nightmares about MOAR KRABS.
- MOAR KRABS hates the word "less".
See also
| Leader:* Captain Str00del |
| Link Division:* Link, Linky, Newman |
| Really Evil Members: Mother of the Puppets, Copier Guy, Mr. Unknown, Serious Cat |
| Evil Members: Casey, Flamehopper, Ace, Pink Persons, Ernie, Toaster223, Willow546 |
| Good Members*: Mister Bean, Three Random Head Banging Drivers, Master McWaffle, Mister Lobaloba, Maria Denise, Lettuce40801 (as W4FFL3-L0RD) |
| Honorary Members*: Professor Zlo Shroomsky, Melvin Turtleheimer, Billy Mays, Communist Poker Face |
| Pathetic Members: Sergeant Str00del, Sp00nzoid*, Ghost Penguin, Fredrick the Weirdo, Alxeedoo Spammer, M0AR KRABS*, Spoon Pirates |
| Allies: Flywish's Army |
| Items: Spam Bombs, ROFLCOPTER WEAPON, and ROFLCOPTER COPTER (which both go SOI SOI SOI), ROFL Waffles, Amac Video, Waffle, Stroodeloshe |
| Places: Waffleland |
| Wannabes: Slumolia, Hobos of The Slums, Ben 100022 (rejected), Flywish (rejected), XenguinXuffXude (fired) |
| * = Reformation to Good |