Mean Girlz
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Title | Jerks! |
Gender | Female |
Race | Penguins |
Faction | How should I know? |
Health | Pretty healthy for a bunch of n00bs. |
Level | 17 |
Status | Probably smarting off to their parents/teachers. |
Location | South Pole City |
Occupation | Snob sauce! |
Interests | Being mean, the latest fashion, Justin Beaver (who himself despises them). |
Friends | Themselves |
Enemies | Everybody who doesn't dress like them, you |
Archetype | Take a wild guess. |
The Mean Girlz, formerly known as the Buttercuppiez, are a clique of mean, snobby girls who boss every penguin around, tell them who to be, and what to wear. No penguin ever listens to what they say because they never say anything intelligent, and indeed, they garner no respect, being seen as less intelligent than the average schoolyard bully or Walrus.
Background
They all met in preschool, and decided to have a "clubby-wubby" together called the Buttercuppiez. They were sickeningly sweet to everybody that they saw, offering their friendship and genuine childhood kindness to those around them. Their signature outfits were sundresses and flip-flops, even color-coordinated and all within the same style.
When the group decided they were no longer kids anymore (fifth grade was when this was decided), they kept a promise to stay adorable, but in a different way. They wouldn't be sweet, instead adopting a rude and snarky behavior. While they did not initially decide on renaming their clique, being referred to as "mean girls" behind their backs was the catalyst for the name Mean Girlz, a name they proved capable of living up to.
The Promise
Once their youthful nature and kindness had overstayed its welcome, the trio got together during a sleepover and formulated a new set of guidelines and promises. This document, signed with signatures and lipstick stains, was framed and displayed in Christina's bedroom. Agent Meltie found it humorous and snapped a pic, instantly spreading it online and publicizing the brutality of these three girls.
The promise is as follows:
On this day (December 5th, 2008), and on this hour (3:23 p.m.) we have gone through multiple changes throughout our lives, such as personality, getting taller, style, shoe sizes, clothing sizes, a group name change, and most importantly, a more educated perspective on the fashion world. We aren't the Buttercuppiez anymore, we are the Mean Girlz. What this means is:
- We're keeping the letter Z in place of an S. Duh, it looks, like, so much cooler that way!
- The members of this trio vow to maintain their usual levels of cuteness, but in a much more mature way. To put it more simply, this is how we will garner the attention of the opposite gender and make ourselves known as fashionistas and cultural icons.
- Christina, Makayla, and I (Ally) are going to stop being so sickeningly sweet and start being rude and vicious. It's the most efficient way to get the new fashion laws through, duh! However, there is a place in this world for sweetness; a place YOU don't need to know of, idiot!
- We are not copying other cliques, nor are we stealing from our heroine, Angeline, whose beauty and behavior is admirable.
- Additionally, our authenticity and unique style sets us apart from more divisive groups such as the Fashion Police (though we do admire their views).
- Anyone who thinks we are copying other well-known fashion cliques is subject to a makeover.
- No members of the Mean Girlz are allowed to modify, publicize, mock, or forget any rules of this promise. The only people who are allowed to see it, touch it, and even smell it are the Mean Girlz. And our parents, of course, but not like they would snoop. I would so totally, like, flip if they found this.
- And anyone who is found guilty of sharing our secrets online or in person is also subject to a makeover of a much higher caliber.
- In conclusion, we are slaves to our devotion, and our beauty and style is contagious. We shall make every penguin within a hundred miles (or whatever the biggest number in the world is) obey. Signed, Christina Baxter, Allison Choker, and Makayla Reuben.
P.S.: Every penguin loves us and wants to be us!!!!!!
Trivia
- Honestly, every penguin hates them and wants nothing to do with them.
- They all idolize Angeline and want to be like her someday.
- They seem to remind all Club Penguin Wrestling Entertainment employees of the former tag team Kay Cold due to their ignorance and attitude.
- The Mean Girlz hope to someday include the Muffin Twins in their clique.
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