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McDoodle's
Type Private
Industry Restaurants
Genre Fast-food
Founded 2005
Founder(s) Fat penguins and skuas
Headquarters Unknown, USA
Number of locations 2018
Area served Antarctica
Key people Don the Very Fat Guy (CEO)
Products Fast Food
Services Restaurants
Revenue 50 billion CPC
Operating income 65 billion CPC
Net income 35 billion CPC
Total assets 80 billion CPC
Owner(s) Founders (90%), Don (10%)
Employees 9000
Website www.McDoodle's.com


McDoodle's is the most popular fast food franchise in the USA that has the unhealthiest food in the whole of Antarctica, YET penguins still like it. It is the main cause of Fat in Antarctica, but it could not be shut down. Its motto is "Doodle doodle doo, I like it".

Background

McDoodle's was founded before Club Penguin when a group of really hungry, fat group of penguins and skuas wanted to spread Fat around.

Therefore after ten hours of heated discussion, they started up a new franchise, named "FatLand, the biggest, fattest and smelliest restaurant in the south!". Not like the reality dude Richard McDonald wanted to make a barbecue restaurant that serves barbecue, burgers, and hotdogs.

Nobody came for over 5 years, until the managers decided that they needed a appealing new name.

After 5 minutes, they agreed on McDoodle's.

Suddenly, sales boosted to a amazing height and all the stores were crowded with hungry penguins.

Soon, they became the most popular fast food franchise in USA.

Things were going well until one day a riot of fat chicks demanded plastic toys to be sold in the franchise, so to appease the mob, they started selling small toys with their meals, called McDoodle's Junior Meals.

Branches

McDoodle's is one of the largest franchises in the history of Antarctica. They are literally everywhere, even in small cities, and sometimes the middle of nowhere. Since they have so many stores, the list is split by region.

Note: Each amount of branches is part of its larger counterpart. For example, the 85 branches in South Pole City are part of the overall branches in Eastshield.

Antarctic mainland

Ninja Archipelago

Asiapelago

Other areas

Staff

Notable Customers

Menu

McSnacke

In 2008, McDoodle's revealed the McSnacke (pronounced Muck-snake) , a cafe with a McTwist (or so says their slogan for it). It has already gathered criticism from various Fat penguins, saying they loved the original burgers and stuff. However, most (non-Fat penguins, mind you) say it is not as Fat-producing as the rest of the stuff there.

Kids Meals

McDoodle's Junior Meals

McDoodle's Junior Meals are special kids meals made for chicks ages 6-13. Each meal has a perfectly balanced selection of food for chicks, including a small Frank Fries, beverage of choice, box of eight Fishin' McNuggets, and a small plastic toy. These meals are the main source of Fat in youth, as most young penguins force their parents to buy the meal for the pointless plastic toys.

McDoodle's Mighty Meals

Since 2009, McDoodle's began producing Mighty Meals. They are essentially the same as Junior Meals, but they have a bigger amount of food for teenaged penguins who do not want to eat food from the adult menu.

Toys

Each McDoodle's Junior Meal and McDoodle's Mighty Meal comes with a small plastic toy, to improve sales. It wasn't always this way. This move began in 2000, when a riot of Fat chicks came and demanded that toys came with the meals. When McDoodle's Mighty Meals released, they included toys, as well. The theme of the toys change monthly, and normally have to do with recent films or TV series. McDoodle's has contracts with the following companies to produce toys based on their properties.

Controversy

Hundreds of reports say that the restaurant produces Fat. It always denies it, so health inspectors always come here. However, they all mysteriously disappear within an hour of entering the restaurant. Maybe that's why they never close down.

  • The most fattening burger they have is a Big Pac, but penguins have argued that it's the Big N' Hasty that is the most fattening.

PASCAR Team

The McDoodles PASCAR team had a team history since it was first sponsored, with Aaron "Smokey" Lopez first sponsoring it, and soon as he retired. Today, there are 12 racers who sponsor it, including Campbell Flannery. His brother, Gillmore Flannery sponsored it too, but died due to a fatal crash.

Trivia

  • Penghis Khan want McDoodle's to BUY Burger Khan. McDoodle's is considering this but Burger Khan wants at least twenty million coins. The problem is, Penghis Khan doesn't realize that penguins can only have 1 million coins at the most.
    • Even with the new "Store-in-bank" system, the money would be too high to buy the company.
      • EFF was also asked to buy the company, but had a more expensive price of 21 Million coins.
  • Happyface hates this place and wishes to close it down.
  • Ninjinian has said to stay away from the restaurant.
  • Slendar often goes to this restaurant once a month or a week, though, he never got Fat, and he doesn't care about the fact that many penguins hates this restaurant.
  • When the Mc Muffin came out Mabel almost got eaten.
  • Sam Rudi now doesn't like this place but he only likes the Crazy Fries.
  • It is currently being sued for starting The Great Fire of 09.
  • Akbaboy despises this restaurant.
  • Gary the Gaget Dude stays away from this restaurant because he doesn't want to be fat.
    • However, McDoodle's has launched a brainwashing "advertising" campaign. They hope it will put an end to Non-Fat penguins (especially GGD and they will most likely succeed.)
      • Shockingly, about 65% of penguins subjected to the brainwashing campaign were brainwashed into becoming Fat. Some other penguins subjected to the campaign resisted it.
  • You can now see a video about it on Flipnote Hatena if you have a DSi.
  • Yorkay Porkay is extremely against this place, as she is obsessed over her weight (many penguins find this annoying). She only recommends eating here if you're extremely athletic or you just don't care.
  • They allow various stores to distribute gummy versions of their burgers (which dont make you fat), but only Brownie was willing to pay the huge franchise tax.
  • LMGT obviously loves this restaurant.
  • McDoodles even has a few chains in the Ninja Archipelago, but none of them have drive-thrus.
  • Peng Guin became Fat for a short time due to this resturant, but excercised and recovered quickly.
  • Mr Cow2 still eats Junior Meals just because he loves the little toys inside.
  • Ben Hun REALLY loves the Big Pacs.
  • Cabel X wants to shut down McDoodles.
  • Mcdonalds394 has never gone into a McDoodles in his life, and encourages his close family to stay away from there.

See also

External Links

  • This restaurant is the parody of McDonalds, which has had many issues throughout history.
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