Emeritus

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Emeritus is the title of the TurtleShroom single released shortly after murmurs of a coup spread through places that he still had influence on. Musically, he makes an attempt to remind the opposition that he's a retired dictator, hence the honorific, Emeritus. It did not sell many copies outside of the Turtlenators, but it remains a cult classic among that fan base.

Lyrics

MELODY

<poem> {dialog} First of all, I WAS a dictator. Secondly, if I was STILL a dictator, you'd know.

{music begins} DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

I'm not a dictator, I'm just influential!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

Don't call it that, I'm the designated censor!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

I do not think That you're in sync With the way this wiki moves. Rules are up there for a reason So obey or I'll make you!

Obey every site rule No cursing and/or bleeding Or I'll use my prior restraint. Don't you dare nullify tradition, Is this Egypt? IT AIN'T!


I'm not a dictator, I'm just real influential!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

Don't call it that, I just sway opinions!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

[...]

Hey what's that you are writing? I said no blood or gore! Hey delete that thing This ain't Un-CP You'll make me censor even more!


I'm not a dictator, I'm just real influential!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

Don't call it that, I just sway opinions!

DESPOTISM! DESPOTISM!

I'm 'E' to the 'M' to the 'E' to the 'R-I-T-U-S'!

RETIRED?!

'E' to the 'M' to the 'E' to the 'R-I-T-U-S'!

You have your rights. </poem>

Trivia

  • TS can not intentionally break the Fourth Wall, but he occasionally makes mistakes, like referring to "Egypt" or "Dick Cheney". He has no idea what he says, he just sees them as euphamisms.

See also