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Chicks are penguins that are actually babies. Instead of acting like Human babies, they mostly waddle around like most penguins, except with a parent. They are not to be confused with Mwa Mwa Penguins who are just Adelie Penguins pretending to be chicks, or Dime Penguins, who do not have feathers.
How to Distinguish between Mwa Mwa Penguins and Chicks


If your wondering how to tell between a Mwa Mwa Penguin, and a Chick, here's things you should look for.
- Chicks should be covered in down, instead of adult feathers.
- Mwa Mwas will say things like "chews on tosies", and whine for parents, while Chicks will just stay silent for the first few months.
- Unless they are orphans, chicks don't go to the Pet Shop. They live with their actual parents.
- When Chicks do start talking, they will eventually talk like normal penguins.
- However, it should be noted that Chicks do talk like Mwa Mwa Penguins for a while, but this is until they learn proper English. After that, nothing. Some are chattier than others, though.
- Unlike Mwa Mwas though, Chicks want to learn genuine English.
- However, it should be noted that Chicks do talk like Mwa Mwa Penguins for a while, but this is until they learn proper English. After that, nothing. Some are chattier than others, though.
- Chicks can't waddle easily for the first few months, while Mwa Mwa Penguins can do this with ease. This is because they are usually older chicks, and above.
- Chicks, even at an early age, are usually smarter than Mwa Mwa Penguins.
- Like any bird, chicks hatch from eggs. Mwa Mwa Penguins have pretended to come via live birth. Don't believe their lies.
- Chicks do not need servants. Their parents feed them just fine.
- Even the biggest chicks are smaller than the smallest Mwa Mwas (they're cuter too).
- Mwa Mwas wear fancy clothes; but chicks usually wear hats. This is the most variable one though, as an extremely spoilt chick might wear similar dress to Mwa Mwas. They will never, however, wear feather boas.
- Except on a few occasions, Chicks don't usually scream their heads off.
Notable Chicks
- Edward: G's little brother.
- Baby N.: Ninjinian and DJ Crow's baby brother.
- Alexander: Another of on G's baby brothers.
- Emmett: Coool31's son
- LiveWire: ZapWire's brother.
- Jessica: Maddieworld's (adopted) daughter
- Jacob Monte Captio is Sancho Monte Captio's genius son.
- Everworld: First chick to get a Pengu Award
- Martha Wish: Flywish's (adopted) daughter
- Stompfighter: Pigma55's adopted son.
- Manbu4: Manbu3's son. (who's the mother?)
- Dallas-Slidur's adopted daughter.
- Charity Newsman: The daughter of Abby and Archie.
- Red and Blue: The twin sons of Lavender.
- Ozzie Harris-Why not?
Dime Penguins
Main article - Dime Penguin
Dime Penguins are penguin who hatched too early, and therefore have no feathers.
Gallery
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Abdul54 as a chick
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Bro as a chick.
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Feey1 as a chick.
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Jock Hochstadt (on the right) as a chick.
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Mrdave921 as a chick.
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Natashi as a chick.
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Penstubal as a chick.
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Slidur as a chick. Notice how long his beak was.
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Snowstormer as a chick.
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Zeno124 as a chick.
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Wikipenguino as a chick.
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Penguinpuffdude as a chick.
Trivia
- Khanz Penguin chicks normally hatch grumpy.
- Dorkugese chicks are given their glasses right after hatching, since their species is born with poor eyesight, due to years of adaptation.
- Fun fact: Penguin birth certificates, by law, are required to list both when they were laid and when they hatched. Their hatching date is considered the day they were "born", and would also be their "birthday". This means that penguins have two birthdays.
- In hospitals, chicks are born in hatcheries, not maternity wards. If penguins lay their eggs at a hospital, they are put in a Hatchary/Incubator to keep warm until they hatch, where the parents pick them up.
- However, most penguins do it old-school. Penguins of all species (69%) prefer to care for their eggs themselves, as part of ancient custom. They hold them on their feet to keep them warm, because penguins are to fat to sit on a nest. That, and the ground is cold.
- It is rumored that dropping eggs in frigid snow during incubation results in an oddly behaved penguin. Some penguins think that the odd dispositions of Explorer, Jake Lovesfish, Koobly Khan, Mah Boi (penguin), Winston, Popillol, Annoying and the entire Flippy family were all caused by this. (Annoying386's egg was dropped off a tall freezing cliff which is why he is really weird, instead of just kinda weird.)
- The Lesson: NEVER drop your egg. EVER. YOU DON'T WANT TO RAISE THE NEW THIS GUY, DO YOU?! I thought so!
- It has been proved, however, that if you drop your egg off a cliff, then you do get somewhat odd penguins! The lesson? As mentioned before, NEVER DROP YOUR EGG!
- The Lesson: NEVER drop your egg. EVER. YOU DON'T WANT TO RAISE THE NEW THIS GUY, DO YOU?! I thought so!
- Chicks usually enjoy teasing Mwa Mwa Penguins. Mwa Mwa Penguins usually try and do it back, but they usually get PWNED!
- Willy the Penguin was given his green cap when he hatched, and it was just a little too big at the time. He has now grown into it.
- Richperson was hatched fat, but automatically burned the fat.