Captain Str00del
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| Fredward Stroodonia McWafflezini II | |
|---|---|
 The Captain. | |
| Profile | |
| Title | "Captain" |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Ghost |
| Faction | Speaks in Poor English and Leet. |
| Health | Deceased |
| Level | LOLZ! |
| Status | Unknown |
| Location | Travels |
Captain Str00del (Fredward Stroodonia McWafflezini II) is a psychotic, semi-insane apparition bent on spamming the Club Penguin Weekee. Born October 12, 1998, and died August of 2008. Str00del obtained the title of “Captain” off the Internet for 25 cents and a plastic fork.
Background
He always hated pancakes, but due to his lack of reason, he thought the only way to destroy the “pancake menace”, as he called it, was to devour every pancake until people stopped making them. That was a bad idea. His cause of death was devouring too many pancakes, some of which were poisoned with cinnamon, of which the Captain is highly allergic.
His ghost lives on, spamming our Wiki and robbing Eggo™ distribution centers of their waffles.
In life, Str00del received little education outside of AOL chat rooms and the Mr. Bean Show. For these reasons, Captain Str00del can only communicate in Leet Speak and wretchedly misspelled English. His favorite people are Mr. Bean and Sanity Penguin. Str00del in life is identical to his ghostly appearance now.
The chat rooms gave many links, and one of his friends, nicknamed “Chlorine”, gave him a link to an infamous website. Thanks to Chlorine, Captain Str00del discovered “Cheat Penguin”, the official homepage of Sanity Penguin.
His father, Fredward Stroodonia McWafflezini I, taught him robotics, although young Str00del obsessively made waffle irons instead of useful items that could end world hunger. It wasn’t until August 2008, shortly before his death, that he saw an advertisement for the Disney Beverly Hills Chihuahua Movie that was to be released later that year. Recalling his robotic lessons, he decided to build robot Chihuahuas to do his bidding. He later swithced to building robotic flamigoes, but still keeps the most elite Chihuahuas as bodyguards.
He has many henchmen, both living and dead, some of which go all the way to the top of Club Penguin fame.
Captain Str00del isn’t really “evil”, but he is definitely insane, and as such, should be stopped at all means. If he ever gets captured, our agency will find a place for Str00del to live happily, and away from us. So far he has proven very difficult.
He as joined the plan to capture Darktan.
Some Samples of the Captain's Work
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From THE CP WIKI
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I y3t an0th3R str00d3LL,aND i run sCR3aming In romE4n gARMENTzz!!111!!!11!!!!1!!
t0g4 toga Toga ToGa tOgA TOGA!
t0GA TOgA toGA TOga toga T0g4 TOga togA toGa!!
LOLZ!!11!!!11!!!!1111!!11!!!11!!!!1!!!!1!!
TOGAZZZZ!!!!!!
Involvement
After death, he discovered the Club Penguin Weekee, and since then has stolen thousands of boxes of Eggo™ Waffles, of which, along with strudel, consist of his only diet.
Str00del's Powers
As far as ghost powers go, Str00del is quite weak. He has very few ghostly abilities, mostly consisting of going through walls, floating about a foot and a half above the floor, as well as the ability to use a computer. Though he is very intelligent (and insane), so watch out.
Gallery
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Captain Str00del, holding his fork, alongside his ghastly smile.
Trivia
- He is allergic to cinnamon.
- He died at age 9, very young age.
- Str00del can assemble and build massive armies of robotic, evil flamingos and/or Chihuahuas.
- He has wretched handwriting.
- The fork has little power, it only does things a normal fork can do.
- His fork is solid silver, and Str00del's prized possession.
- Str00del CAN NOT disappear, but he can go through walls. See "powers".
- Str00del's full name is Fredward Stroodonia McWafflezini II.
- Str00del loves polka music.
- Str00del is from a mysterious continent called America, but can go into Club Penguin by means of a special program he wrote called "Club Str00d3l.exe".
- Psyche and her band, BriarXThorne, created a rock rendition of his theme song, 'do you like waffles'.
- Str00del hates PuffleScratch due to Pancake's name.
See also
| Leader:* Captain Str00del |
| Link Division:* Link, Linky, Newman |
| Really Evil Members: Mother of the Puppets, Copier Guy, Mr. Unknown, Serious Cat |
| Evil Members: Casey, Flamehopper, Ace, Pink Persons, Ernie, Toaster223, Willow546 |
| Good Members*: Mister Bean, Three Random Head Banging Drivers, Master McWaffle, Mister Lobaloba, Maria Denise, Lettuce40801 (as W4FFL3-L0RD) |
| Honorary Members*: Professor Zlo Shroomsky, Melvin Turtleheimer, Billy Mays, Communist Poker Face |
| Pathetic Members: Sergeant Str00del, Sp00nzoid*, Ghost Penguin, Fredrick the Weirdo, Alxeedoo Spammer, M0AR KRABS*, Spoon Pirates |
| Allies: Flywish's Army |
| Items: Spam Bombs, ROFLCOPTER WEAPON, and ROFLCOPTER COPTER (which both go SOI SOI SOI), ROFL Waffles, Amac Video, Waffle, Stroodeloshe |
| Places: Waffleland |
| Wannabes: Slumolia, Hobos of The Slums, Ben 100022 (rejected), Flywish (rejected), XenguinXuffXude (fired) |
| * = Reformation to Good |